Elektrický valčík

30. 6. 2015

Elektrický valčík
/Zdeněk Svěrák & Jaroslav Uhlíř/

Ami E7
1. Jednoho letního večera na návsi pod starou lípou

Ami
hostinský Antonín Kučera vyvalil soudeček s pípou,

F Ami
nebylo to posvícení, nebyla to neděle,

F E7
v naší obci mezi kopci plnily se korbele.

A E7 Edim E7
R: Byl to ten slavný den, kdy k nám byl zaveden elektrický proud,

A Adim A
byl to ten slavný den, kdy k nám byl zaveden elektrický proud,

A7 D E C#mi F#mi Hmi E7 A
střídavý, střídavý, silný elektrický proud,

A7 D E C#mi F#mi Hmi E7 A
střídavý, střídavý, zkrátka elektrický proud.

Rec: A nyní, kdo tu všechno byl:

okresní a krajský inspektor, hasičský a recitační sbor,

poblíže obecní váhy, tříčlenná delegace z Prahy,

zástupci nedaleké posádky pod vedením poručíka Vosátky,

početná skupina montérů, jeden z nich pomýšlel na dceru

sedláka Krušiny, dále krojované družiny,

alegorické vozy, italský zmrzlinář Amadeo Cosi

na motocyklu Indián, a svatý Jan, z kamene vytesán.

Rec: Z projevu inženýra Maliny, z Elektrických podniků:

vážení občané, vzácní hosté, s elektřinou je to prosté:

od pantáty vedou dráty do žárovky nade vraty,

odtud proud se přelévá do stodoly, do chléva,

při krátkém spojení dvou drátů dojde k takzvanému zkratu,

kdo má pojistky námi předepsané, tomu se při zkratu nic nestane,

kdo si tam nastrká hřebíky, vyhoří a začne od píky.

Do každé rodiny elektrické hodiny!

2. Na stránkách obecní kroniky ozdobným písmem je psáno:

tento den pro zdejší rolníky znamenal po noci ráno,

budeme žít jako v Praze, všude samé vedení,

jedna fáze, druhá fáze, třetí pěkně vedle ní.

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